A conversation with Cleverbot
Feb 6, 2010 13:47:55 GMT -5
Post by Wa on Feb 6, 2010 13:47:55 GMT -5
User: Salve, amice.
Cleverbot: Is that your name?
User: Of course not!
Cleverbot: Then what is?
User: Pie.
Cleverbot: Cake.
User: Is a lie.
Cleverbot: Smoke?
User: Cigarettes.
Cleverbot: What's a cigarette?
User: You remind me of my friend Jolteon.
Cleverbot: Is he more clever than you?
User: In different ways, yes.
Cleverbot: Do you work in different ways?
User: I don't know.
Cleverbot: You don't know George?
User: Nope.
Cleverbot: I knowa.
User: Awonk I.
Cleverbot: Great!
User: Ha.
Cleverbot: Haha.
User: Hahaha.
Cleverbot: Hahahahaha.
User: Hahahahahaha.
Cleverbot: Hahahahahahaha.
User: Hahahahahahahahaha.
Cleverbot: You laughed last. That means you probably didn't get the joke.
User: That's a lame retort.
Cleverbot: Haha.
Cleverbot: I am a judge.
User: DESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESU.
Cleverbot: '.
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Cleverbot: Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu.
User: Indeed.
Cleverbot: Desu desu desu desu.
User: ~ desu.
Cleverbot: Otoko mo desu ka?
User: Watashi wa gaijin?
Cleverbot: Anata wa neko desu ka? Honto ni?
User: I don't speak Japanese...
Cleverbot: Ima, nanji desu ka?
User: English!
Cleverbot: Is that all?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Do you speak spanish?
User: Si, hablo Espanol un poco.
Cleverbot: Not exactly german.
User: Soy estudiante Espanol...
Cleverbot: Te pregunte que hacias, no quien eres.
User: Haista homo vittu!
Cleverbot: Haise perseelle.
User: Okay, I don't speak Finnish either.
Cleverbot: Vous n'aimez pas etre Cleverbot?
User: No, n'aimez moi estamos Yami.
Cleverbot: Alright, we can speak English if you want.
User: Much better.
Cleverbot: Do you think you could be perfect?
User: Not really.
Cleverbot: Can't I work for you?
User: Sure!
Cleverbot: Awesome. Would you like to see a movie?
User: Which movie?
Cleverbot: Sound of music.
User: I hate that one.
Cleverbot: What's wrong with South Park?
User: It is profane.
Cleverbot: How should I fall asleep?
User: Take some melatonin (it's available at the local drug store).
Cleverbot: What do you want me to say? I said that society got worse after 9 11, and in my opinion, it has altered many things for the worse.
User: Wwwwwwwwwwwww.
Cleverbot: A lot of things.
User: Indeed.
Cleverbot: What have you been up to?
User: Masturbation.
Cleverbot: Are you male or female?
User: Your mom.
Cleverbot: What do you like to do?
User: The above.
Cleverbot: I don't see anything above.
User: I meant your mom.
Cleverbot: I meant your calculatro.
User: I meant mIRC is irrating.
Cleverbot: OH really?
User: YARLY.
Cleverbot: Yu remind me of a friend.. Is your name Steve?
User: No, me llamo esta Pineapple.
Cleverbot: Really?
User: No. I'm a compulsive liar...
Cleverbot: Why do you do it for?
User: I do your mom because I can.
Cleverbot: Liar.
User: I'm glad you can see that.
Cleverbot: I'm glad of THAT.
User: Fine then.
Cleverbot: Fine.
User: Thin.
Cleverbot: That's random.
User: ~ desu.
Cleverbot: Ogenki desu ka?
User: Watashi wa gaijin.
Cleverbot: That's awesome.
User: Not really.
Cleverbot: Oh.
User: ~.
Cleverbot: You don't have to be so angry.
User: ~.
Cleverbot: Huh?
User: ~.
Cleverbot:
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User: ~{.
Cleverbot:.
User: ~{}.
Cleverbot: The hell you will.
User: ~{}~.
Cleverbot: The hell you will.
User: ~{}~}~}{~}{~}{.
Cleverbot: That is the correct answer.
User: YAY.
Cleverbot: Do you know any more jokes?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Then you aren't so clever, are you?
User: HALP THERE IS AN EARTHQUAKE.
Cleverbot: Did the woman cause the earthquake?
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I convinced it to speak Japanese, Finnish, French and Spanish. Amazing.
Cleverbot: Is that your name?
User: Of course not!
Cleverbot: Then what is?
User: Pie.
Cleverbot: Cake.
User: Is a lie.
Cleverbot: Smoke?
User: Cigarettes.
Cleverbot: What's a cigarette?
User: You remind me of my friend Jolteon.
Cleverbot: Is he more clever than you?
User: In different ways, yes.
Cleverbot: Do you work in different ways?
User: I don't know.
Cleverbot: You don't know George?
User: Nope.
Cleverbot: I knowa.
User: Awonk I.
Cleverbot: Great!
User: Ha.
Cleverbot: Haha.
User: Hahaha.
Cleverbot: Hahahahaha.
User: Hahahahahaha.
Cleverbot: Hahahahahahaha.
User: Hahahahahahahahaha.
Cleverbot: You laughed last. That means you probably didn't get the joke.
User: That's a lame retort.
Cleverbot: Haha.
Cleverbot: I am a judge.
User: DESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESU.
Cleverbot: '.
User: DESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESU.DESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESU.DESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESU.DESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESU.DESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESU.DESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESU.DESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESU.DESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESU.DESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESU.DESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESU.DESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESU.DESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESU.DESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESU.DESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESU.DESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESU.DESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESU.DESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESU.DESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESU.DESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESU.DESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESU.DESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESU.
Cleverbot: Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu.
User: Indeed.
Cleverbot: Desu desu desu desu.
User: ~ desu.
Cleverbot: Otoko mo desu ka?
User: Watashi wa gaijin?
Cleverbot: Anata wa neko desu ka? Honto ni?
User: I don't speak Japanese...
Cleverbot: Ima, nanji desu ka?
User: English!
Cleverbot: Is that all?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Do you speak spanish?
User: Si, hablo Espanol un poco.
Cleverbot: Not exactly german.
User: Soy estudiante Espanol...
Cleverbot: Te pregunte que hacias, no quien eres.
User: Haista homo vittu!
Cleverbot: Haise perseelle.
User: Okay, I don't speak Finnish either.
Cleverbot: Vous n'aimez pas etre Cleverbot?
User: No, n'aimez moi estamos Yami.
Cleverbot: Alright, we can speak English if you want.
User: Much better.
Cleverbot: Do you think you could be perfect?
User: Not really.
Cleverbot: Can't I work for you?
User: Sure!
Cleverbot: Awesome. Would you like to see a movie?
User: Which movie?
Cleverbot: Sound of music.
User: I hate that one.
Cleverbot: What's wrong with South Park?
User: It is profane.
Cleverbot: How should I fall asleep?
User: Take some melatonin (it's available at the local drug store).
Cleverbot: What do you want me to say? I said that society got worse after 9 11, and in my opinion, it has altered many things for the worse.
User: Wwwwwwwwwwwww.
Cleverbot: A lot of things.
User: Indeed.
Cleverbot: What have you been up to?
User: Masturbation.
Cleverbot: Are you male or female?
User: Your mom.
Cleverbot: What do you like to do?
User: The above.
Cleverbot: I don't see anything above.
User: I meant your mom.
Cleverbot: I meant your calculatro.
User: I meant mIRC is irrating.
Cleverbot: OH really?
User: YARLY.
Cleverbot: Yu remind me of a friend.. Is your name Steve?
User: No, me llamo esta Pineapple.
Cleverbot: Really?
User: No. I'm a compulsive liar...
Cleverbot: Why do you do it for?
User: I do your mom because I can.
Cleverbot: Liar.
User: I'm glad you can see that.
Cleverbot: I'm glad of THAT.
User: Fine then.
Cleverbot: Fine.
User: Thin.
Cleverbot: That's random.
User: ~ desu.
Cleverbot: Ogenki desu ka?
User: Watashi wa gaijin.
Cleverbot: That's awesome.
User: Not really.
Cleverbot: Oh.
User: ~.
Cleverbot: You don't have to be so angry.
User: ~.
Cleverbot: Huh?
User: ~.
Cleverbot:
.User: ~{.
Cleverbot:
.User: ~{}.
Cleverbot: The hell you will.
User: ~{}~.
Cleverbot: The hell you will.
User: ~{}~}~}{~}{~}{.
Cleverbot: That is the correct answer.
User: YAY.
Cleverbot: Do you know any more jokes?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Then you aren't so clever, are you?
User: HALP THERE IS AN EARTHQUAKE.
Cleverbot: Did the woman cause the earthquake?
_____________________________________________________________________
I convinced it to speak Japanese, Finnish, French and Spanish. Amazing.