Death Note makes everything more dramatic

[Wa]

This is why I prefer subtitles

Next time I get some potato chips I'll try writing equations in one hand, killing people in the other, and then snackulate

Maybe I'll convince my dad to get me some authentic Japanese ones

And do the everything in Japanese

It could take a while to learn

But then again, why not

It's a useful language

Apparently

I already know pronouns, it shouldn't be too hard

And honorifics

And I might be getting the hang of how nouns work

Definitely know adjectives

But I don't know how to write it

They have three alphabets

And lots of different number systems

So it could be pretty hard

I could practice with Pokemon

But whatever

I can enjoy potato chips without knowing some foreign language

Maybe I could do it in Latin

But I don't know the word for potato

And Latin numerals are irritating

I don't know enough Spanish

And the only Swedish I know is incredibly profane

So English should be okay

I suppose

English is an irritating language

Little structure

Even Spanish retained most of the subject-verb agreement from Latin

We only kept number subject-agreement

Case is determined by word order

Which I suppose isn't too bad, a lot of languages do that

But Latin doesn't

I don't think Japanese does either

We have shitty spelling rules

Like i before e except after c

Which doesn't work in a lot of weird words

And homonyms

Sometimes it's incredible

For instance, the word "look"

It can be an action verb, [to see]

A linking verb, [to look like]

A noun, [style or fashion]

It must be really irritating for people trying to learn English

Oh dear, I've been really going on about languages

I haven't even mentioned accents

Or idioms

Jeez, I can't enjoy anime without rambling about translations and such

I'm too good at this

Fine then

Bye

[ketsuban]

You, sir, win one thousand internets.

[Wa]

It's ma'am