General's Board

[GARY 'M 9]

This is the General's Board dang nabbit and being as such it is my office because I am the General. General Spamicus that is.

My first call as general is to destroy 2009 so it can be 2010. Wait? It's 2010 now? Mission Accomplished. I AM THE BEST GENERAL EVER!

My second call is to make Spam and Win 2010 the best damn Spam and Win so far. If you do this you'll all be promoted to private.

But first a message from our sponsers:

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SPAM ON: NOW AVAILABLE IN PROFESSOR GLITCH'S FORUMS.

*cuts back to me*

And you see, without these advertisements, we wouldn't have the power to SPAM ON!

Well I guess the last thing to do is...

HEY WHICH ONE OF YOU PUT THAT PURPLE THERE?! I SHOULD HAVE YOU ALL DISMISSED WITH DISHONRABLE DISCHARGE!

This is General Spamicus signing out... leave comments on this speech in the boxes below.

<BoxGhost> BOXES?! I SHALL BE THE ONE WHO GETS THE BOXES FOR COMMENTING HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

[ketsuban]

General Spamicus is a liar and a traitor and shall be expunged immediately.

Field Marshal Smirnov sez STAY CLAM PROFESSOR GLITCH'S.

[phrawger]

I AM SPAMICUS

incidentally it's "apply directly to the forehead"

also dishonorable discharge sounds much better than anal discharge