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Post by fivex on Jan 7, 2010 18:44:27 GMT -5
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Post by notmissing on Jan 7, 2010 19:05:25 GMT -5
maybe
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Post by phrawger on Jan 7, 2010 20:05:29 GMT -5
Only on the twelfth blue moon of the decade.
On that most glorious of nights, the collective heavenly spirits (angels, cherubs, whatnot) gather on the peak of Mount Everest (so as to gain maximum yardage) and simultaneously relieve themselves in a burst of majestic light and fecal matter. Those who witness this sight up close are destroyed instantly from the collision of that which is pure and clean and the destructive unnaturality of the bowel-cleansed matter. Those who witness it from a distance are said to have their health and spirits renewed, their cancers cured, and their lifespans increased by several years.
Those at a medium distance just recall a terrible stench.
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