How much I hate Pikachu

[Wa]

I have passionately hated Pikachu my entire life. This little yellow furball normally graces the barbecue at our family residence, as it is unfit for anything but consumption. Pikachu is a pest, a sort of vermin, which not only invades our homes but also our children's brains, convincing them (with the help of the evil mastermind Ash Ketchum) that a denim jacket and fingerless gloves are the epitome of cool. In reality, those are both incredibly dorky. The pest has even caused mass seizures with its electric attacks. Millions of dollars have been spent by parents over the years buying Pikachu-related merchandise for their brainwashed children. Even I have stooped to the level of such people by purchasing that filth. Furthermore, the situation is even worse than it seems. Pikachu and the people at Game Freak have conspired to create slightly altered clones of the yellow rodent in order to capture new fans into the Pika cult. These clones, which the afflicted affectionately call Plusle, Minun, and Pachirisu, grace new branded items (along with the original Pikachu) in an attempt to freshen up this despicable, greedy franchise. Pikachu has even crept into the video games, the most sacred of places, as a money grabbing fiend in Pokemon Special Pikachu Edition (known to those unaware of the plot as Pokemon Yellow). In this way this most abominable species of Pokemon and its kin have greedily snatched the souls of children worldwide.

[ketsuban]

Saanaito approves.

[notmissing]

I want to eat him. Electric=good

[disapp33r]

I hate Pikachu. No matter how many Pokeballs I throw at it, it just won't get caught.

I have tried so hard to catch Pikachu that this has become the result:

[phrawger]

A PIKABLU IS FINE TOO

[Wa]

Oh dear phrawger that's a horrible image you've put into my mind

I don't hate Pikachu that much

[peterbrowns]

You know otherwise wired waffle said I think this is a good question. I played Pokemon games since my son began to play. And it was only a few years ago. He is no longer listen to him, but I suffer. And 'as they say "Equal to" think of haterz. That allow others to influence their thoughts on the other hand, are going to enjoy. If you like then you will like. I Will Always Love Pokemon games.

[revmanson]

Jan 7, 2010 1:13:58 GMT -5 Wa said:

I have passionately hated Pikachu my entire life. This little yellow furball normally graces the barbecue at our family residence, as it is unfit for anything but consumption. Pikachu is a pest, a sort of vermin, which not only invades our homes but also our children's brains, convincing them (with the help of the evil mastermind Ash Ketchum) that a denim jacket and fingerless gloves are the epitome of cool. In reality, those are both incredibly dorky. The pest has even caused mass seizures with its electric attacks. Millions of dollars have been spent by parents over the years buying Pikachu-related merchandise for their brainwashed children. Even I have stooped to the level of such people by purchasing that filth. Furthermore, the situation is even worse than it seems. Pikachu and the people at Game Freak have conspired to create slightly altered clones of the yellow rodent in order to capture new fans into the Pika cult. These clones, which the afflicted affectionately call Plusle, Minun, and Pachirisu, grace new branded items (along with the original Pikachu) in an attempt to freshen up this despicable, greedy franchise. Pikachu has even crept into the video games, the most sacred of places, as a money grabbing fiend in Pokemon Special Pikachu Edition (known to those unaware of the plot as Pokemon Yellow). In this way this most abominable species of Pokemon and its kin have greedily snatched the souls of children worldwide.

[Adrian Malacoda]

Pikachu feeds off your hate



(Now we need a Pokemon Yellow remake. We can call it Pikachu Strikes Back)

[Torchickens]

It can feature 'Aim for the Horn' Pikachu.



The real champion, Gary Oak has a Lightningrod Seaking. 'Aim for the Horn' Pikachu VS Lightningrod Seaking, that would be epic.

[blahpy]

May 1, 2011 10:50:36 GMT -5 Torchickens said:

'Aim for the Horn' Pikachu VS Lightningrod Seaking, that would be epic.

---- YEAH.