Sanity slide
Jan 15, 2011 23:55:42 GMT -5
Post by GARY 'M 9 on Jan 15, 2011 23:55:42 GMT -5
I've have created a machine that makes me a bit more crazier with each keystroke that I make after this paragraph. I'll revert back a few minutes after I hit general batshit crazy. I've taken the proper measures of restraining myself in the later stages of this experiment and I think it's time we get this started. Before I end this paragraph, I should think of a subject. Pokemon should work, but I'll probably branch off of that later on.
Pokemon, what a great game. First game out in 1996, made millions of dollars and doesn't afraid of anything. I should feel something by now, been a lot of keystrokes. Wonder what's taking it so long. Huh, guess the device takes a bit longer to kick in than I expected. Anyway, about that pokemon, fred, it's a good game don't you agree? Yes fred, there's a cherry pokemon that tastes good. You know cherries are like the holes of the seed world, they have pits. You know what else makes pits in the earth? Shovels.
Enough about shovels, it's time to drink shovels. Who doesn't like a nice hot glass of shovel stew in the morning? I prefer to make it out of ground shovel curds instead of cake mix. Cake. Cupcakes. Windows are made dirty by smeared cupcakes. Who made windows anyway? Some guy with too much time on his arm and sand?
These keys are like magic man. They make black things appear on screen. WHAT DO THEY MEAN? ARE THEY FROM SPACE?
Get out of my head! I HEAR VOICES WHEN I READ THEM. WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO? I DON'T WANNA HEAR YOU.
WHY IS THAT SMILEY so SAD? It just doesn't make sense, why does the green wanna stab the grey so badly? GREY HAS FEELINGS TOO!
THERE'S TOO MANY FLYING RABBITS PLAYING. It's like someone knocked over a ferris wheel and then played the banjo! WHAT THE HELL!
Where is that clicking noise coming from? It happens every time I hit a key!
No, fred, I will not say that on here. Fred, go eat a sleep and get some tractor and then talk to me. What? You're saying I'm getting too crazy for you? NO, DON'T LEAVE? WHO ELSE WILL MAKE THINGS SEEM... monkeys. The forest is licking my ankle. D. haha d D's a funny vowel.
Things just things. Just things. a
A? A! A a a a aaaaaaaa aaa aa a aaaa aaaa aaa aa a aa aaa aa a a aaa B!
THE B IS ASSAULTING THE A!
B A BA AA ABAB ABAABABABABABABAB BA ABA ABA AB ABA ABA AB A ABA AB ABA ABA AB AB
J -- ? #E f4FG%
Renoid Jacknez Jama Konseta Mijaismenoi
Cema con infirnel cosema!
JACK NICHOLSON IS EATING TURBINE.
Tamecan do mani fasdfe cd
CDs are great for making coathangers.
Cona sema tiando cansen eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
fdfdjkgrfukgrukgjnmnfdmbgjgfjkrgjgujkrui4eru8ijkerf8iorefujfdnjmvcnjmgrfjkngfhjnfdjkgfjikfjkljkgf
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Whew, helmet deactivated. Experiment successful... but at what cost?
FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED!
Pokemon, what a great game. First game out in 1996, made millions of dollars and doesn't afraid of anything. I should feel something by now, been a lot of keystrokes. Wonder what's taking it so long. Huh, guess the device takes a bit longer to kick in than I expected. Anyway, about that pokemon, fred, it's a good game don't you agree? Yes fred, there's a cherry pokemon that tastes good. You know cherries are like the holes of the seed world, they have pits. You know what else makes pits in the earth? Shovels.
Enough about shovels, it's time to drink shovels. Who doesn't like a nice hot glass of shovel stew in the morning? I prefer to make it out of ground shovel curds instead of cake mix. Cake. Cupcakes. Windows are made dirty by smeared cupcakes. Who made windows anyway? Some guy with too much time on his arm and sand?
These keys are like magic man. They make black things appear on screen. WHAT DO THEY MEAN? ARE THEY FROM SPACE?
Get out of my head! I HEAR VOICES WHEN I READ THEM. WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO? I DON'T WANNA HEAR YOU.
WHY IS THAT SMILEY so SAD? It just doesn't make sense, why does the green wanna stab the grey so badly? GREY HAS FEELINGS TOO!
THERE'S TOO MANY FLYING RABBITS PLAYING. It's like someone knocked over a ferris wheel and then played the banjo! WHAT THE HELL!
Where is that clicking noise coming from? It happens every time I hit a key!
No, fred, I will not say that on here. Fred, go eat a sleep and get some tractor and then talk to me. What? You're saying I'm getting too crazy for you? NO, DON'T LEAVE? WHO ELSE WILL MAKE THINGS SEEM... monkeys. The forest is licking my ankle. D. haha d D's a funny vowel.
Things just things. Just things. a
A? A! A a a a aaaaaaaa aaa aa a aaaa aaaa aaa aa a aa aaa aa a a aaa B!
THE B IS ASSAULTING THE A!
B A BA AA ABAB ABAABABABABABABAB BA ABA ABA AB ABA ABA AB A ABA AB ABA ABA AB AB
J -- ? #E f4FG%
Renoid Jacknez Jama Konseta Mijaismenoi
Cema con infirnel cosema!
JACK NICHOLSON IS EATING TURBINE.
Tamecan do mani fasdfe cd
CDs are great for making coathangers.
Cona sema tiando cansen eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
fdfdjkgrfukgrukgjnmnfdmbgjgfjkrgjgujkrui4eru8ijkerf8iorefujfdnjmvcnjmgrfjkngfhjnfdjkgfjikfjkljkgf
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Whew, helmet deactivated. Experiment successful... but at what cost?
FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED!
;D